canyouknock:

when someone wants to borrow your laptop and your search history looking

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how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

(Source: targents)

princeowl:

ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

vinegod:

My dog York won’t do it for the vine by Wellington Boyce

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

zedface:

dulect:

wow they really did adapt frozen well

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON THE CROSS